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Bourne Ultimatum:
Freakin A-mazing. That’s all I really need to say, but I’ll continue to rant. This was by far the best action film of the summer. I debated with my friends over whether Transformers was better than Die Hard. Well, it doesn’t matter anymore.
Bourne uses Optimus Prime like a bean bag, smacking Die Hard’s crap CGI into oblivion, while using his other hand to smack John McClane’s gun to the ground, and subsequently throwing both of them down a stairwell.
The joy of Bourne Ultimatum is that the action is realistic yet amazing. You’ll be saying to yourself, “frick, how’d they do that.” Today, this is a rarity in hollywood.
More than once, I found myself giddy to the point of laughter, and I wasn’t the only one in the theatre laughing. I dare you not to chuckle as Bourne practically puts a beat down on four guys with his hands. Beast Mode!
This is how an action movie is made. It’s either Bourne or Knocked Up for best movie of the summer. If you don’t enjoy Bourne Ultimatum, you don’t know how to enjoy life. Period.
Mario – How Do I Breathe and Kryptonite
Mario just knows how to make hits. How Do I Breathe is in the same vein as his hit single Let Me Love You. There’s nothing new here but no ones saying this is a bad thing. Don’t fix it if it ain’t broke. Check it out.
Kryptonite is a bit different from those two smooth love songs. It’s got a really catchy chorus line, but I’m a bit confused as to what it says.
Search for the lyrics and you get:
Cause these girls they’re like kryptonite,
These girls my kryptonite,
These girls got kryptonite,
These girls my kryptonite
Listen for yourself. Sounds like:
Cause these girls they’re like kryptonite,
These girls wanna hump tonite,
These girls gon hump tonite,
These girls wanna hump tonite
Either one works, but I think the second one is a bit funnier. Just a bit.
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